Semi Secret Sophie🌙✨

10/31/2025

Happy Halloween, besties!!
If you’ve seen me out in public today and screamed, gasped, or perished a little bit from the glory of my Bob Ross costume, you’re welcome. I’ve been blessing the masses with a beard, a wig, a paint palette, and enough joy to resurrect a pumpkin.
10/10. Would afro again.

And listen… if your kids come home with any suspicious “candy” tonight, say, oh I don’t know, a Reese’s cup that smells faintly of enlightenment and poor impulse control??? just know I will happily dispose of it for you. DM for safe and responsible collection services. 🍬✨ (Not FDA approved)

Let’s also take a moment to channel the sage spirit of Bob Ross himself:

🖌️ “We don’t make mistakes. We just have happy accidents.”
…like me gluing my beard on sideways this morning and deciding it was a statement piece.

🖌️ “There’s nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend.”
especially if that tree is dressed as a sexy witch and hands out full-size Snickers.

🖌️ “You need the dark in order to show the light.”
and nothing says contrast like depression in a costume. thanks, October.

I hope whatever you’re doing tonight, passing out candy, trick-or-treating with your spawn, doing ketamine in a cornfield (??), or hiding in your room watching horror movies with a blanket cape that you feel a little joy in your bones.

Because life’s a weird painting. And sometimes, you just gotta splatter the canvas and call it art.

🎨 Stay spooky, stay soft, and watch out for haunted Skittles.

xx

Soph